UKIP? – Naa

UKIP
Quick-fix
Quick Step
Dip sticks
See a mess
Make it worse
Rational as an
Ancient curse

UKIP
Cheap tricks
Bag of quips
Mix ‘twixt
‘Over there’ and
‘Over here’ with
Pseudo-liberal
Laissez-faire

UKIP
Equipped for zip
But nationalistic
Yappy yip
Mostly shit
Corp’rate bloke
Reckless joke
Protest token
For the easy-peasy
Funnel-tunnelled folk

UKIP
Drip, drip
Spin and twist
Poison pips
Firm grip
On home spun
Fake it as you
Go along
Prowess proved
On slide and slip
Small Johns
Screwing with the
Moving lips and
Shafting hands
Material so little
Nothing fits

UKIP?
Naa,
I’ll skip.