Telling Campaign Tales

Ring out the sounds of state
With the deadweight of strained thought
And the soft focus of a mediocre media
Sing tedious warnings and panicked pledge
Bring forth the heavy intellect of dinosaurs
The dread threats of the buyers and the bought
Sling in the pimped endorsement of the A-to-Zed-list clique
Because, where would we be without a High Def guest to grace the frame?
Just pile-em-high and sell-em-cheap
And to the Commons, do the same.