#CameronMustGo

There was a ‘Cameron Must Go’ drive on Twitter, this Saturday, 22nd November, 2014. Here are my in-under-140-characters contributions to the hashtag:

#CameronMustGo
For all that he grows
Is poverty, bubbles and greed
He’s a PR for hire
Can’t lead; can’t inspire
Can only sow crony knotweed

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“Call me ‘Dave'” he crowed
As though one of us
But #CameronMustGo:
His blue & new Establishment
Is all contempt &
Governs like a blunderbuss

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#CameronMustGo
& his company of wicked farce,
dissemblance & delusion & disdain.
Kick out their fattened arses
& do not vote for them again.

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As he promotes
competitive entropy
& showboats by
division, derision &
revisionism
seeing fit to gloat,
Electorate says “No:
#CameronMustGo”

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He’s unfit to grace the seat
he cheated,
lied & spun
to take & keep
but never truly won
& what small right he had has gone
#CameronMustGo

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Vampiric #CameronMustGo
for his con really cannot go on
& only a fool or a neocon tool
would keep buying & selling
the same snake oil song

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 #CameronMustGo
for the country’s a mess
coz he’s selling the best
& outsourcing the rest
& claims to be blameless
For all the distress

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#CameronMustGo
He says he fears protectionism
But thinks #TTIP is great.
It’s like he’s on a mission
To make corporations sovereign states.

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#CameronMustGo:
His love for our #NHS
Is airbrush dressed
For he loves it so,
This Lothario
Wants to pimp it out
So his pals can ‘have a go’

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#CameronMustGo
& all of the cronies
Just disappear, phoneys
You’re leading by bleeding us
Through threat & fear
& that ain’t a way outa here

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To see why PM #CameronMustGo
Just listen for the dog whistle
Meander round the propaganda
Feel your hackles bristle
Clear as crystal, know.

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#CameronMustGo
No leadership, is there.
No common sense,
No economic competence –
Just hot panic and cold hubris
And Democracy in disrepair

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100 thousand tweets and rising
Chorus of the Commons flows
Refrain so keen
Its current stream
Deciding
“#CameronMustGo!”

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Does Call-me-Dave know
We think #CameronMustGo?
Is he pacing round No10
Shrieking at panicked men
Frantically pressing
For silence from MSM?

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#CameronMustGo
Is still trending steady
Though but for that trick
Of a term that is fixed
We, the People, all know
He would be gone already

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(Two weeks later; hashtag still trending; disconcerted journalicians abound)

We, on the #CameronMustGo hashtag
Don’t give a crap
For the shitty condescension
Of the journalician class.
So stick that up your noisy arse

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In May next year
We, the People will make it clear
#CameronMustGo
& we will show
His # was no idle fantasy
But angst reflecting Common woes

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Journalicians,
Perhaps,
If you’d done your job
Somewhat better;
Served integrity,
Each letter of
#CameronMustGo
May not have grown quite so

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If you have a wee meander
& you take a proper gander
You will clearly know
#CameronMustGo
Is merely shouting NO!
To all the Tory propaganda

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Those #CameronMustGo critics!
How we laughed at their efforts
To patronise & undermine
For we knew it as the timeless sign
Of exposed nerves

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