And what time did you get up?
Or are you still in bed?
Quick! You have to raise your blinds –
The Government said.
Apparently you’re lazy
If your curtains remain closed
(Even though it keeps the heat in
And the frostbite from your toes).
You haven’t booked some time off
And you can’t have just forgotten
And you certainly are not ill in bed
And feeling really rotten.
No p.m. naps for pregnant mothers,
‘Itches’ scratched in daylight hours –
Sod spontaneous, ardent lovers!
No more privacy from others
Peeping through your windowpane:
Hey Striver! Are you On the Game?
Hey Skiver! Are you on the take?
What do you mean, your carer’s late?
Don’t start that ‘bedroom tax’ complaint!
Disabled people: show restraint!
Stop whining about challenges
When everyone else manages.
Night-shift/shift-workers, why despair –
The Government don’t know you’re there –
‘Coz only daytime work is counted:
Idlers sleep once Sun has mounted.
Night-owls? Oh, they’re just Life’s scroungers,
Welfare cheats and baked-spud loungers.
Diktats raining from on high,
Rein and reigning by and by…
Designers from that Ivory Tower
Seek to make you bend and cower.
If you can’t prove that you are up
You’re just not striving hard enough.
If you conform to homily
You’re one hard working family!
One rule for them and lots of other ones for us. Your piece conveys all the oppression and scare at this government’s nasty irrationality… very good!
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Sue, this is simply Brilliant – reposted: http://jaynelinney.wordpress.com/2012/12/24/have-you-drawn-your-curtains-dearie/ xx
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Bless you, Jayne! Glad you like it… 🙂
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As an inveterate late riser who has never understood the mentality that deems a working day starting at 6am superior to one of equal length that starts at 11am, I think this is spot on. Dr Samuel Johnson, prolific author and compiler of the first English dictionary, rarely rose before noon; a fine example to us all.
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Absolutely! 🙂
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